I hate people making juvenile jokes
And who titter at their own
Where the heck’s their little head at
Is what I want to know!
And I despise folk who don’t do
What they wish another would
Honestly, someone should sue
These blockheads of their wood!
And just what kind of person
Leaves one cookie in the box?
Santa ought to sit on them
And stick ’em in the stocks!
Writer In Retrospect 
No doubt, the cookie “bandit” left just one biscuit to use as a guide. Making sure the homemade replacements are just right.
And you just disparaged in a most public manner. “Bandit” is trying to be creative, and thoughtful, and you suffocate with scorn.
For sure, lips quiver and a tear glistens. No good deed goes unpunished, right?
Hope you’re happy, Rachel… 😏
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Haha! No, no, I assure you — that scorn is duly earned! No greater rogue ever stole not a cookie; no jollier fool ever laughed at themself so hard!
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You just need to be patient, my friend. By the time we get this Optimist/Foodie project going, you’ll be sneaking homemade Oreos into the cupboard. Just past the Sausalitos and Grasshoppers you substituted this morning and last night, respectively.
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